Man Mecca Manna
I know it is blasphemous but I have to compare the men that I have seen (touched and licked) this past weekend to Manna (yes, the food of Heaven). I did not know that man was created in such wonder, if he is in the image of God I need to spend some more time in Church this year. Just writing about the experience has left me breathless. I have to take five minute breaks so I don't drool all over my keyboard or hyperventilate.
There was Nature (a latino God) and Sean (I agree, his name needs work) and the rest. I don't even want to mention their names in the same sentence. I have to separate the men from the boys. Nature and Sean are definitely MEN!
YaYa and I went to Time Square Hunks and lost our minds. I don't think I have ever screamed so much in my life. Half the time it was out of sheer excitment. These men were straight man meat-on-parade. They permited you to grab, google and stare at their assets all the while keeping a smile on their faces (and yours) and whispering sweet nothings into your ear. I swore I was in the beginnings of a long term relationship with one of the dancers. If I had a man like that a home that looked like that he would not be permitted to leave the house - not without a collar or one of those ankle braclets that parolees wear.
Sweet Jesus, Mother of God, Alllaaaaaahhhh! Being around that much testostrone has to be illegal. Anyway, I definitely have to pay another visit to that club.
There was Nature (a latino God) and Sean (I agree, his name needs work) and the rest. I don't even want to mention their names in the same sentence. I have to separate the men from the boys. Nature and Sean are definitely MEN!
YaYa and I went to Time Square Hunks and lost our minds. I don't think I have ever screamed so much in my life. Half the time it was out of sheer excitment. These men were straight man meat-on-parade. They permited you to grab, google and stare at their assets all the while keeping a smile on their faces (and yours) and whispering sweet nothings into your ear. I swore I was in the beginnings of a long term relationship with one of the dancers. If I had a man like that a home that looked like that he would not be permitted to leave the house - not without a collar or one of those ankle braclets that parolees wear.
Sweet Jesus, Mother of God, Alllaaaaaahhhh! Being around that much testostrone has to be illegal. Anyway, I definitely have to pay another visit to that club.
Somewhere out there exists an oasis of men. You know a spot where all the fine ass brothers congregate. You know the ones that have jobs, no women on the side, all their teeth and no children. The brothers (I mean all men, not just black men) that look good in boxers, briefs and commando! They are all waiting for us to find them. This is the story of two women and their pilgrimage to MAN MECCA.
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