Somewhere out there exists an oasis of men. You know a spot where all the fine ass brothers congregate. You know the ones that have jobs, no women on the side, all their teeth and no children. The brothers (I mean all men, not just black men) that look good in boxers, briefs and commando! They are all waiting for us to find them. This is the story of two women and their pilgrimage to MAN MECCA.An End to the Bullshit
I called my boyfirend yesterday adn his ex-fiance answered his cellphone. I had spoken to him at midnight the night before and at 9:15 am the very next morning she was answering his phone. Considering that he had to be at work for 9:00 am, I had all the information I needed to know that he has slept over at her place.
The conversation went a little like this:
Me - Hello! (see I am all excited because I think I that I was lucky enough to catch him before he got into to work)
The Ex - Hello?
Me - Hi...I was looking for Jah? (see, I think I have the wrong number for a second cause it is a woman and not him)
The Ex - He is not here. Who is this?
Me - (Realization is s-l-o-w-l-y setting in) Who am I speaking to? This is Jah's cell phone. Who are you?
The Ex - You called me and you don't want to tell me who you are. Jah shares (yes ladies and gentlemen, she said SHARES) this phone with me.
Me - What?
The Ex - Who is this?
Me - What? (I am still stuck on SHARES) Look this is Jah's cell phone and I am calling to speak to him. I should not have to tell you who I am, and I am not going to.
The Ex - You are out of line. Who is this? (Score two for her, now I am being scolded like an adolescent and I am the one calling MY boyfriend)
Me - I already told you that I was not going to answer any of your questions. (One point for me)
The Ex - You are really out of line, I am -
Me - You know what, have a nice day ma'am - CLICK!
Needless to say that this was the candles on the proverbial cake of bullshit, omission and deception that I have been enduring with him for a while, I had had enough. I blew out my candles and went shopping.
My girlfriend and I got dressed and went out to party that night with two old friends, we both got our wounds and various aches licked. During pillow talk this morning I laid my problem down for my new bossom buddy. He told me straight - "He is a liar, not worth your time. Move on. Don't feel guilty. Just put his ass on notice and be done." He was right.
I have not heard from Jah in two days. He has both of my numbers and knows where I live and he has not called to offer an explaination or to say "hi". I think that is what hurts the most. I know he is hiding from me, and it is just really working my nerves that he won't just pick up the damn phone and be a man about it.
What can I do. Chalk it up to experience?!
The conversation went a little like this:
Me - Hello! (see I am all excited because I think I that I was lucky enough to catch him before he got into to work)
The Ex - Hello?
Me - Hi...I was looking for Jah? (see, I think I have the wrong number for a second cause it is a woman and not him)
The Ex - He is not here. Who is this?
Me - (Realization is s-l-o-w-l-y setting in) Who am I speaking to? This is Jah's cell phone. Who are you?
The Ex - You called me and you don't want to tell me who you are. Jah shares (yes ladies and gentlemen, she said SHARES) this phone with me.
Me - What?
The Ex - Who is this?
Me - What? (I am still stuck on SHARES) Look this is Jah's cell phone and I am calling to speak to him. I should not have to tell you who I am, and I am not going to.
The Ex - You are out of line. Who is this? (Score two for her, now I am being scolded like an adolescent and I am the one calling MY boyfriend)
Me - I already told you that I was not going to answer any of your questions. (One point for me)
The Ex - You are really out of line, I am -
Me - You know what, have a nice day ma'am - CLICK!
Needless to say that this was the candles on the proverbial cake of bullshit, omission and deception that I have been enduring with him for a while, I had had enough. I blew out my candles and went shopping.
My girlfriend and I got dressed and went out to party that night with two old friends, we both got our wounds and various aches licked. During pillow talk this morning I laid my problem down for my new bossom buddy. He told me straight - "He is a liar, not worth your time. Move on. Don't feel guilty. Just put his ass on notice and be done." He was right.
I have not heard from Jah in two days. He has both of my numbers and knows where I live and he has not called to offer an explaination or to say "hi". I think that is what hurts the most. I know he is hiding from me, and it is just really working my nerves that he won't just pick up the damn phone and be a man about it.
What can I do. Chalk it up to experience?!
posted by Onika at 6:22 PM
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